How To Become A Vampire

Just a few words on what you can expect from being around a vampire or becoming a vampire.

The simplest way to becoming a vampire is to be bitten, but there are other ways.

  1. Coming in contact with the blood of a vampire. If their blood mixes with yours, you will become very sick and then end up becoming one of the undead.
  2. You can become a vampire if your father was a vampire and your mother was human. Women vampires do not have children, so your father would have to be the vampire. Then you would be born either half vampire or 100% vampire. Depends on who has the dominate genes in the family.

If you become a vampire, watch out for these common weakness:

The weakness below only work on a vampire, so only try these weakness if you are a true vampire and have been officially categorized by the Chief Medical Officer of the United States Government as being categorized as true vampire.

  1. Watch out for sunlight. It can really burn you bad!
  2. If your friend eats garlic, you will have a hard time being around them.
  3. Keep at least a five foot distance from all holy crosses.
  4. Double check your drink before taking that first swallow. Your drink could be spiked with Holy Water. Now that will make for a spicy meat a ball! Holy water burns.
  5. Don’t get your head ripped off or you will not wake up the next night.
  6. Heal your wounds fast or you will forever sleep and not wake up.
  7. Never drink the blood of a body that is not warm. It will make you very sick and weak. It is similar to a human eating food that is rotten.
  8. Avoid all stakes through the heart at all costs. They are definitely a killer!

These are the top weaknesses of a vampire. Learn them, know them and live them!

The Nature of a Vampire

If you are a vampire, are you evil? Will you look human or will you take the form of a gruesome creature? Contrary to popular belief you will not change into a gruesome creature. You will just be you with this strange need for blood. The craving of the blood thing can make a vampire’s life really tough. Even if they can control the need for human blood, you are always tempted by it. Just one drop of blood could spell disaster for a human. Rule of thumb, never be around a friend if you are craving a light snack.

What can you expect from being a newest member of the undead?

  1. Bedtime at sunrise
  2. No more cooked dinners at home. You will have to learn to hunt for your food.
  3. You will have the uncanny ability to learn every language on the face of the earth. Since you are now part of undead you will have plenty of time to learn them to perfection.
  4. Depending on the age you become part of the undead, you will stay that age forever.
  5. The money you have earned as part of the living will come in handy as part of the undead. Since you will live many lifetimes, you will need to keep your wardrobe up to date with the latest fashions.
  6. You will never have to sleep again. Resting is more what you will be doing while the sun is up. Once the sunset is over, then it is party till the roosters crow.

Here is the final word on the undead for those that are already a part of the undead. If you would like to return to the world of the living, then it is as simple as finding someone that has the vampire serum. It might not come cheap, but it does allow you to walk in the sunlight and enjoy some of the finer things of the living.

If you are not sure if you are a vampire, I have provide a simple but accurate quiz that provides the information you need. Vampire Quiz

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